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ABODE
@iamAbode
Expired Musician || Stock Analyst || Clearing the Fog || All or Nothing
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    @iamAbode
    Feb 21, 2022
    There is a reason we don't like taking our wives to events where there are female friends we grew up with. Driving back from the event . . . . 🚗 Wife : So those girls are your childhood friends 🙂. Me : Yes Babes; they are . . . . Cool people yah?🙂
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    @iamAbode
    Jan 21, 2025
    Pep's divorce issue is one of the many gross injustices. No man is worried that Pep Guardiola's wife is leaving him; we're only fondly discussing the biggest unjust irony of it all. According to Pep's wife, Cristina, Pep had been too busy chasing money (or loving his work) to
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    @iamAbode
    Aug 29, 2024
    My wife once reported me to her pastor. The pastor called me. I blocked him. Went to his WhatsApp church group and exited it. He chatted me, I ignored and blocked him. He called my wife and said, "Your husband has a hot temper." Days later, another number called me... it was
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    @iamAbode
    Feb 15, 2024
    I got suspended from work because of some fraud issue that happened. I decided to go home to be with my family during that time. I jokingly lied to my mother and siblings that I got fired. The treatment towards me changed immediately; they started disrespecting me.
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    @iamAbode
    Oct 1, 2024
    According to Psychologists, there are four types of Intelligence: 1) Intelligence Quotient (IQ) 2) Emotional Quotient (EQ) 3) Social Quotient (SQ) 4) Adversity Quotient (AQ) 1. Intelligence Quotient (IQ): this is the measure of your level of comprehension. You need IQ to solve
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    @iamAbode
    Apr 22, 2024
    I got back from work this evening, my wife told me that she quarrelled with my neighbour's wife. I was very shocked, both women had lived in peace since we parked in. So I asked her what the problem was. She told me it was because of the rope where we dry clothes.
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    @iamAbode
    Jun 6, 2023
    SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk FASCISM You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you
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    @iamAbode
    Aug 29, 2024
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    I retorted, "Yinka, since my wife and the pastor are talking, me and the pastor's wife need to be talking too." I turned everything upside down. Guys, listen, I am not saying you should stop respecting your pastors or the pastor's wife or any of these people. But your home is
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    @iamAbode
    Feb 10, 2022
    Dear Parents If you must get your children Android Portable Devices, you need to follow the below steps to be safe: 1. Register a gmail account for them with the correct age and with your email as the parent. 2. Install Google Family Link on your own phone.
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    @iamAbode
    Jan 26, 2024
    I bashed someone’s car yesterday evening where it was parked. A Lexus 470. I felt so bad that the owner would come and meet the car in that state. So I waited for about 40 minutes thinking the owner would come. After which I dropped him a note hung on the car’s wiper.
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    @iamAbode
    Dec 15, 2022
    In case you mistakenly transferred Money to the wrong account and the owner blocked you? or you are duped through your bank account? and then later realized that you have been scammed or a mistake on your part? And the receiving bank is not cooperating? Open this thread...
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    @iamAbode
    Feb 15, 2024
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    It took my suspension to finally see that they only want me when I provide something.
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    @iamAbode
    Aug 18, 2024
    You left your husband because he was cheating. You have a kid or two. So you divorced because you were so pained. You left, with the kids. You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard, but it isn't enough. To meet up with the growing economic demands, you
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    @iamAbode
    Jul 10, 2023
    I have been married for 14 YEARS and 'we' have 3kids(all boys) but none of them belongs to me. 5years before I met my wife, I was involved in a car accident together with two of my friends. We were traveling from Lagos to Abuja and our car skidded off the road.
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