if i’d invented microscopic microchips the last thing i’d do would be to waste them by injecting them in you fucking idiots.
iain morris
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iain morris
@iainkevanmorris
@iainkevanmorris.bluesky.social and insta the inbetweeners, The Festival, some Conchords, former sidekick, Peep Show hanger-on, moaning about QPR and gun laws
Joined March 2009
- My Covid testing site just won the World Series.
- i will buy any ‘inside the Trump White House’ book which admits that they called the wrong Four Seasons
- someone i know once did a fart so bad the person queuing behind them at the cash point vomited.
- has there ever been a bigger step up than from not being allowed to use your own twitter to getting the US nuclear codes?
- 10 years ago today i got up at 6:45, bought a paper, read a short dismissive preview of the inbetweeners from a TV critic i respect and like, and went to work thinking 'oh well, at least we tried'.
- what winds me up about the Channel Four thing is that it’s free. if you complain about the licence fee i think you are an idiot, but i can see the kindergarten logic. Wanting to get rid of something that costs you nothing and no-one forces you to watch?
- found out this morning that if you have a pelvic x-ray the outline of your penis and testicles will be surprisingly clear for everyone to see.
- the three worst prime ministers in history back-to-back is a hell of a run.
- Great to see David Cameron enjoying the Wimbledon final. That guy deserves a treat after everything he's done recently.
- I suppose after 80 years of systemically cheating at all sports you’re due a bit of luck.
- hello. so here's the first trailer for our film. British, independent, cinema. please share if you like it, if you don't like it don't worry - i haven't quite finished it yet. nme.com/news/film/the-…
- The episode of What We Do In the Shadows i wrote is on tonight in America, and it features a NJ Devils cap for 2 reasons; 1 - who else would a Staten island vampire support? 2 - @BQQuinn
- i think it’s now traditional to post a behind the scenes picture of @TaikaWaititi sleeping on set. here’s mine from @NextGoalFilm shoot. #NextGoalWins
