>picked up a new poison weapon
>ask the game if it inflicts green poison or purple poison
>it doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is green poison and what is purple poison
>it laughs and says "it's good poison sir"
>use weapon
>it's green poison
You know, when they put me in Undiagnosed Autism Class in 3rd grade to do slightly harder math than the other kids, I didn't know people online would still be seethingly jealous of me 15 years later
If you become submissive and defenseless from hearing a phrase as simple as "good girl" or "good boy" or "good dog" then you're an evolutionary weak link. imagine if a bear or mountain lion found out and used this against you
It's dope as fuck that the distance indicators on the scope overlay are *actually to-scale* and not just decoration. i always assumed shooters wouldn't bother
THE AMERICAN DRIVING EXPERIENCE:
- you have to turn left out of this parking lot
- the road is 6 lanes wide with constant traffic
- there are no nearby traffic lights
- the speed limit is 45mph
- the other drivers have no obligation to slow down
- you cannot kill yourself
Yellow lightning channels the forces of nature, i.e. you are getting the lightning from the actual sky or incanting it from the god of lightning or whatever
Blue lightning is an arcane power summoned from within, a false lightning