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@humanfunction
🏅World Record Holder🏅
''And when we came, they acted like we was Martians! They had never seen afros before.''
Them deathly hollowsWhat’s in the chamber ain’t a secret 🥱
- ...Aight he got a right to be picky at restaurants if this how he get down 😭Keith Lee making his collards and Mac and cheese
00:00 - In retrospect niggas broke in his crib & tried to rape his sister then the whole world laughed at his reaction...I hope he eat for the rest of his days for the way mfs treated that situation lbs
- In 90s hood movies when you heard that saxophone you knew somebody was either finna smoke rock or get killed
- Greek mythology was crazy lmfao you tryna pray to god for guidance, and he just pretending to listen so he can fuck 😭
- Replying to @_BayBeyNow every day "Mommy stop yellin at me...or I'm callin the lady 😒"
- I remember 4 Brazillian ppl died in an accident and George Bush was like "How did I not hear about so many people dying" cause he thought Brazilian was just a big ass number
- Mos Def said that typa music seems tone deaf to society fallin apart...and niggas immediately started debating who got the most hits 😭 Never change
- The black american "innit"
- The real answer:
Are Detroit Niggas Cali niggas wit mink coats or are Cali niggas Detroit niggas wit palm trees? - Replying to @larryislegendThat + the mac & cheese made my eyebrows raise off my face 😵
