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The bluecheck was gifted to me out of spite.
- There are JD Vances everywhere for those with eyes to seeMe going into Lent
- I’m happy to announce he has not gotten any betterThe grocery store near me is training a new sushi guy. Technique is lacking but this is like, twice the usual amount of tuna so I’m not complaining
- Fitted sheet being taken out of the dryer like “I have a secret :)” and the secret is your wet laundry wound up in it
- You know it’s officially spooky season when the cauldron light comes on
- I would turn my car on for white noise to help me sleepPeople dragging this. But this is a dope setup for a young adult. 😅😅
- Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?




















