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hourly techno ๐Ÿท๐ŸŽ—๏ธ
@hourlytechno
missing #TECHNOBLADE hours notifs broken
two admins, both they/them
Joined July 2020
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    Screenshot of an NPC modeled Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade from during the first Minecraft Championships Pride event, showing his individual rankings placement. He is in third place and is wearing a rainbow crown, a backpack with rainbow flags sticking off of it, and a pink version of his skin.
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    A cropped screenshot of the official Minecraft splash page. It focuses on the splash text which reads, "Technoblade Never Dies!"
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    Youtuber Technoblade's Youtuber profile picture, which is a digital illustration by AmyTheMudkip on twitter. It depicts Technoblade's Minecraft skin, a pig wearing a crown and a royal robe, holding a diamond sword against a dark blue background.
    Picture saying to retweet for YES, like for YES, or reply for YES.
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    An edited image made up of 3 screenshots of Minecraft youtuber and streamer Technoblade. In the middle is the top left part of a screenshot of his face from his SMP Earth Day 1 stream, where he is in Africa wearing iron armor with shaders on. The top is his hand-cam from his beating Minecraft with a steering wheel stream, showing a drawing of a Minecraft pig with a suit and sunglasses next to his monitor, where he is playing with a steering wheel. The bottom is Technoblade and the bedwars win-streak gang (made up of Wacky, Technoblade, EgirlCram --now known as celinefan229-- and xHascox) by the win-streak counter in the lobby.
    An edited image made up of 3 screenshots of Minecraft youtuber and streamer Technoblade. In the middle is the top right part of a screenshot of his face from his SMP Earth Day 1 stream, where he is in Africa wearing iron armor with shaders on. The top is from the 100,000 Mr Beast duel between Techno and Dream, showing Techno killing Dream in a castle courtyard arena, running towards his prone body and items. The bottom is a screenshot of the map from Techno's video "That Time I Conquered SMP Earth", where nearly the entire map is marked as being part of the Antarctic Empire, under a giant green rectangle.
    An edited image made up of 3 screenshots of Minecraft youtuber and streamer Technoblade. In the middle is the bottom left part of a screenshot of his face from his SMP Earth Day 1 stream, where he is in Africa wearing iron armor with shaders on. The top is of his commemorative NPC in the Hypixel Skyblock lobby to honor his winning of the potato war, showing a miniTechno holding up a giant potato next to the island map. The bottom is of Technoblade from the DSMP, standing menacingly on a hill in L'manberg with several Wither health bars above him and holding a bow while wearing full enchanted netherite armor.
    An edited image made up of 3 screenshots of Minecraft youtuber and streamer Technoblade. In the middle is the bottom right part of a screenshot of his face from his SMP Earth Day 1 stream, where he is in Africa wearing iron armor with shaders on. The top is from MCC4, of Technoblade and the rest of his team, TommyInnit, Wilbursoot and Philza on the winners stage. They are all wearing golden crowns, with Techno's covering his eyes with purple pandas gamertags. The bottom is of Technoblade from MCC Pride 2021, with his team the Aqua Axolotyls: Solidarity Gaming, Grian, Wilbursoot and Philza. Everyone is wearing the rainbow crowns, Solidarity Gaming and Philza are wearing the rainbow sweaters, and Techno and Grian are wearing the rainbow backpacks as well as pink versions of their skins. They are in the MCC Lobby at night.
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    Anniversary of the day Technoblade created the #technofanart hashtag!
    Screenshot of a tweet from Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade from @Technothepig. It reads:

im just being informed by big brain people that i could just make a hashtag for this so i hearby decree that #technofanart is now a thing. rally my goons!
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    technoblade absolutely terrorizing collegeboard
    Screenshot of a Reddit reply by Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade's dad (u/MrTechnodad), which reads:


Ha ha yes.

How was he in school? Oh my.

Never wanted to do any work, nailed almost everything anyway. I drove him to high school roughly every day. We'd get in the car and he'd start doing his homework (if he had any, which he always tried not to.) Did not get straight A's because he couldn't be arsed. Maybe he had a 3.9 or so GPA? National Merit. Took almost all the AP classes. Was first violin in orchestra.

Only AP class he didn't take: AP US History. It was described as "3 hours of homework per night" and he was like "no WAY am I doing that." Took the regular US history class, then took the AP exam at the end of the year anyway. He got a 5.

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As I type it all out it looks like made up BS for the protagonist of a YA novel, but I watched it all happen with my own eyes.
    Compilation of three different tweets (1 single tweet and 2 threads):

1) Technoblade (@Technothepig): ap test in like 14 hours so
now seems like a good time to start preparing

2) Technoblade: psychology is the cheekiest subject because whenever i review it just dumps tons of facts on why my methods of learning are garbage lmao
Jared (@JaredCahillO): You taking the AP exam today?
Technoblade: gonna troll all the ap psych nerds by outscoring them on their own test

3) Technoblade: 'technoblade just get sleep that's more important'
no like i didnt actually take AP Psych.
so who was this Freud dude anyways
Technoblade: 5 LOL EAT IT AP PSYCH KIDS WHO MOCKED ME
Larry (@TalentLacking): how the actual hell
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Technoblade: whelp
time for AP Language
Technoblade: 4
    Another thread with two tweets only by Technoblade, this one reads:

Technoblade: studying for AP Stats (didnt take class)
multiple choice is chill but these FRQ samples are on drugs
Technoblade: got a 4 l0l
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    Screenshot of the stream "Everything is actually okay I think! DreamSMP" of Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade standing in a snow covered field at sunset, holding the lead to his Arctic fox. They're looking at each other. Techno's wearing full enchanted netherite armor.
    Screenshot of the video "youtube sent me a thing" of Technoblade IRL and his dog Floof, green-screened so that it looks like they're on the surface of the moon. Techno's laying on the ground and is pointing at something out-of-frame, while Floof is sniffing his hand.
    Screenshot of the stream "Tommy Is Betraying Tubbo" of Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade standing in a cave, surrounded by members of his Hound Army. Techno's wearing full enchanted netherite armor.
    Screenshot of the stream "DID SOMEONE SAY BLOODGOD? (DSMP Lore)" of Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade standing in a grassy field at night, in front of Minecraft Youtuber and streamer BadBoyHalo and a wheat farm. He's holding the lead to his emotional support polar bear Steve, who's walking towards him. Techno's wearing full enchanted netherite armor.
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    Screenshot of the video "THE ULTIMATE HUNGER GAMES! - Hunger Games Simulator" of a Hunger Games simulator event, depicting a satellite picture of Canada and Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade's old Youtube icon, which is a 3D render of his Minecraft skin against a red background. It's captioned, "Canada runs away from Technoblade."
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    Technofact of the day: pretty sure this is the first thing Techno ever said to Phil
    Screenshot of the stream "Hardcore Season 4 & Minecraft Monday 10 w/ Technoblade" of Minecraft streamer Philza pausing his Minecraft game to hold up a hard drive in his face camera. The stream chat shows a message from Youtuber and streamer Technoblade, which reads, "stop doing cocaine and add me on discord."
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    Screenshot of a Discord message by Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade which reads, "ive been getting too deep into dsmp lore lately. was reading a comment and it took me three sentences before i realized they were talking about jesus and not philza minecraft." It's been reacted too with a variety of custom emojis.
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    Pixel art of Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade from the r/place mural project 2022, of Technoblade with his eyes glowing from the shadow of his crown, wearing a lavender ribbon and wielding a diamond sword. It's captioned with "NOT EVEN CLOSE," and "R/TECHNOBLADE." It also has pixel art of Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Mysticat's head, Youtuber Dad Feel's logo, Minecraft Youtuber and streamer FireBreathMan's head, three hardcore hearts, and a friendship emerald beneath it. It was designed by @PaperCollisions on twitter.
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    Photo of a giant wooden pixel-art statue of Youtuber and streamer Technoblade's Minecraft avatar in the middle of a grassy field. It's being held up by wooden supports with a blue crane behind it. Three people are standing on top with their arms raised one more looks up at them from the foot of the statue. It was posted by @MatthewBeem on Twitter.
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    Techno: my old friend, hOw's the business? Sapnap: ... Techno: hOW's the wife? Sapnap: divorced Techno: hOW's the family? Sapnap: gone Techno: ... Techno: it's hard to talk to you!
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    Screenshot of a Discord message from Minecraft Youtuber and streamer Technoblade, which reads, "this guy's never gonna watch my content again," and includes a screenshot of a Youtube comment exchange. The Youtube comments read:

shehryar hassan: Techno wont heart this [sad emoticon]
Hilal le Moon: Yeah he probably won't
Hilal's comment has been liked by Technoblade

The Discord message is time-stamped "Today at 11:55 AM," and the YouTube comments are time-stamped for 4 and 2 minutes ago.