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this and "hi, _____ here!" are my least favorite modern internet speech patterns. i can't stand itcan we all agree to stop talking like this
- manager said "i'll beat that horse when it gets here" today. incredible new phrase i will now be using as regularly as possible
- bob l'éponge
- when i was 15 my mom, my cross country coach, and multiple other people i didn't even know were convinced i was going out with my best friend. i didn't fully understand why, but recently i rediscovered this photo of us and i'm crying like maybe they all were onto something
- rise and shine it's 2:36 pm
- old chuck e. cheese photo with my mom. she was kinda slaying and i look like the man on the moon
- tweeting from my job's scanner rn
- Replying to @hotsoggialso said something will come back to "bite him in the face". love that guy
