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Hot Local Single
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Hot Local Single
@hotlocal_single
Ñoldor elf apologist backup: @warmlocalsingle
New York, USA
Joined June 2018
- Is everything ok Biden? You hardly touched your campaign promises
- My friend just sent me this cursed tattoo Idk how to feel about it
- Putting this over my mr pibb so people think I’m drinking a dr pepper
- [using the bene gesserit voice] 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
- There’s no reason to be a picky eater other than for allergies or being on a diet. If you’re a picky eater I’m better than you stop eating just fries and chicken fingers all day and actually try something different
- Nut video in silent era black and white where the noises I make get put on title cards for the audience to read
- Replying to @hotlocal_singleTo everyone telling me he’s only been in office for a month. He promised no more kids in cages(there’s still kids in cages) no more deportations(he already deported 1000s) $2000 checks on his first day(still no checks) and that’s just a few promises
