beagle scout
142.1K posts
beagle scout
@hotchilitofu
Huntsville, AL
Born March 13
Joined March 2011
- Girls who do their makeup on the floor in front of a full body mirror know how to fight
- customer: can you check for it in the back? me: sure! me, in the back: x.com/chinosota/statโฆ
- dolly parton: Iโm begging of you, please donโt take my man jolene:
- me practicing how Iโm going to ask my boyfriend to stick his balls in soy sauce to see if he can taste anything bc I read about it on twitter
00:00 - please make it legal for customer service employees to challenge customers in hand to hand combat please
- the second pic looks like a police sketch of the bridge to terabithia kid if described from memoryin memoriam: joe keery's immaculate hair [2015-2019]
- every boy I had to baby and take care of emotionally in 2017 is getting claimed as a dependent on my taxes
- vegan restaurants are like we are open every third tuesday of the month from 3-3:30pm
- yes....you just described platonic friendship...
- my dog 12 seconds after he begged me to let him outside x.com/misterawesome6โฆ
- why donโt yโall check on your friends who publicly post that they want to kill themselves 12 times a day as a cry for help instead of just tweeting about how people should check up on each other for rtโs? just a thought
- Imma keep it real with you chief โง๏ฝค ๏ผโใฝ๏ผผใใโง๏ผฟโง |( โ )|ใi๏ผผ๏ผใยด_ใ`๏ผ ๏ผผ๏ผฟใใ^i |ใ ใ ใ ๏ผผ ใ|๏ผฟ|,-''iใคl/ใ ใใใ๏ฝ ใใ[__|_|๏ผใ ใใใใ ๏ฝ ใใใ[ใใใ ใใใโโ' yโall better not drink and drive on NYE
