god’s baby
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- the owner of my favorite coffee shop made me a free 3 day supply of my favorite drink because they’ll be closed for a few days after new years😭
- my uber driver just shared with me his belief that trends in human society are determined by the government waterboarding aliens until they pick a thing to be popular, and that’s why everyone suddenly had an air fryer at the same time. 1000 out of 5 stars
- haven’t seen anyone say it explicitly so i will even though it’s obvious: she wants reheated apple dance nachosTaylor Swift shares new TikTok dancing to ‘The Fate of Ophelia.’
00:00 - this confirms that katy perry is as stupid and annoying as i think she is because why would you talk to stevie nicks about stan warsif stevie nicks clocked me this bad i’d die
- i can’t wait to swim in the river when it’s warmer and by swim i mean this
- What’s your personal example of “This is great when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks”?
- umm actually 🤓 it’s the opposite. you have to sauté the onions for a bit before you add the garlic or else the garlic will burn. not a good metaphor. not a good man.
- you guys deserve a loneliness epidemicHinge match going well
- PTSD is not a symptom, it’s its own diagnosis, which is a cluster of symptoms, and you will not get PTSD from being cheated on, people on this app are very stupid🫶
- for some reason whenever this video comes across my tl i have to watch it on loop at least 4 times. it is mesmerizing to me
- i just saw my neighbors (a couple) outside smoking, so i went up to introduced myself. without saying a word, the guy immediately went inside and closed the door. then the woman very warmly said “hi! i’m erica. that’s my husband. he’s miserable.”
- Replying to @swechhyashow me where in the tweet i said i can’t make my own coffee
- Replying to @hostilewormgetting cheated on sucks but words mean things and i also don’t think we have to pathologize everything bad















