accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“
mik
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lover of dead things and loud music. southern goth enthusiast. @ihatemarlbororeds on instagram. my horror masterlist linked below 🖤 18+ #horrortwt
- Genuinely can’t tell which one of these is supposed to be betteryou can’t even like the ship that clearly has more chemistry & passion. bc of woke
- she had a box of blue splat dye, a situationship with matty healy, and a dream
- the end of clara bow just beat out “and then it was bought by me” for the gag of the century
- Some of you didn’t grow up listening to hey stephen on a portable cd player like i didwho the hell likes Hey Stephen enough for it to have been performed THRICE
- why does no one give taylor the benefit of the doubt when it comes to her use of literary devices 😭 every lyric she writes is always taken explicitly literal and she’s not allowed to write anything silly or satirical or tongue-in-cheek because everyone’s stupid
- you guys are purposefully misunderstanding the charlie puth lyric at this point like sjdhsjsj… shes making fun of him. they’re both high and making fun of charlie puth. because no sober person would say he deserves to be a bigger artist
- yellowjackets story works better if nothing is supernatural btw and i’ll die on this hill
- she has not listened to the albumkarlie kloss on her favorite track off taylor swift’s ’the tortured poets department’: “I'd say the whole album. I mean, her music is classic.”
- you guys ever see a taylor hater and they just look like they were assigned swiftie at birth. like girl i know you’d get down to some folklore quit playingHELPPP
- nothing gets past you huh
















