A friend of mine just had a baby a little over a month ago and her husband is already complaining about not getting enough action
Julie
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Julie
@hoolie_r
Just trying to have a decent time existing on this rock.
- I.. I think birth order has more impact on you than the location of the sun in space the minute you were born.some of yall talk about eldest/middle/youngest/only children like it’s astrology
- I have a perfectly pleasant job but we need to abolish the 5 day/40 hour workweek because even with all of my flexibility and lack of micromanaging and working remotely I feel like I have no control over most of my life because I am expected to be working.Hot take but most of you have perfectly pleasant jobs and are making your own life worse by performatively hating them
- Replying to @hoolie_rI’ve hated him the entire time. Everything he is. I just wish she had realized sooner what a fuck he is.
- THAT’S MY MAYOR (i live in LA)
- Replying to @ReeleonaeeYeah but he wants *other* sexual things in the meantime… get this… every other day.
- I’m telling you right now, if you get self conscious about wearing masks in public, get a mask chain. Every single time I wear a mask chain, I get a compliment, and even if that person doesn’t mask it opens the conversation, shows intention, and adds confidence!
- Replying to @hoolie_rlook, all I’m sayin is my unibrow doesn’t even grow that fast
- And destroys your immune system in the process. Mask up, friends.
- My anesthesiologist for my surgery today walked in and was like “ooh, do you have a cold?” And I was like “no, just trying to stay safe from anything.” And she asked if I was immunocompromised and I was like “I got pots from covid so-“ and she goes “oh I have pots too! I had
- Idk whenever someone calls him “orange man” or “the Cheeto” or something similar I immediately know the stance is about to be incredibly lukewarm and not take the fascism part seriously enough but that’s just my take.
- Whoever said masks ruin an outfit just didn’t try hard enough (I have laundry to fold don’t worry about it)
