📉 The Internet Market’s been chaos.
Too much noise. Not enough order.
🕴️ So now…
The Don returns — to restore the code, and lead the Cabal. 🐴
🔐 Be a part of the Cabal.
Join the Allowlist: hooffather.com
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Hooffather
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Hooffather
@hooffather
Building the Hooffather cabal on @unichain
CA: uniderp.fun/0x849F05F7cfDc…
NFT Collection is coming soon
- 🕶️ Even in the madness, Hooffather had the vision. Learn from the Don. Stay sharp. Focus on what matters. 🐴
- You’re not buying a JPEG, you’re betting into the next growth of ICM on @Unichain
- Welcome @0xPotatoofdoom to the Cabal 🧙♂️ The Cabal grows stronger — the future gets weirder, and better
- 🕴️ The Hooffather — OG of Internet Capital Markets — is minting his legacy on-chain. 🐴 🗓️ Mint Date: July 14, 2025 🔢 Supply: 2,500 💸 Mint Price: Free Mint 🔗 hooffather.com 🗓️ Mint Schedule 🏺 Round 1: GTD Whitelist • Time: 2 PM - 4 PM UTC 14th July 🏺 Round 2:
- 📸 Snapshot taken on @cookiedotfun 🍪🐴 15 GTD whitelist spots go to those who made noise. The Cabal rewards those who show up — This wasn’t your last shot…Try harder!
- 🕴 A whitelist. A seat at the table is for loyal degens only. And a little bird told me... Who’s more loyal than $HOOF holders? The Don knows everything.👁
- Keep your friends close, and your whitelist closer: hooffather.com
- NFT Sneak Peek 👀 Before you earn your seat at the table… 🐴 You'd better know what you're fighting for.
00:00 - You can be in the Cabal… or not. But don’t ever take sides against the Cabal. Ever. You can pay the cost — But you won’t like the price.
- Welcome @saintniko 🫡 Appreciate your dedication to shaping the culture at Uniswap — and now helping craft the soul of ICM on Unichain. From memes to markets — we define the vibe.
- Saved you a seat. Drop a message if you want to join the Hooffather Cabal. 🐴
- 🕴️ The future of ICM on Unichain isn’t written by chance — It’s orchestrated by Hooffather.
