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Put a little Zyn spit on my 56° and immediately chipped in after. You do the math, liberal.
Rick Rollance
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Rick Rollance
@honkey_talks
Divorced. Ex PGA Tour Caddie. Hater. Utah Grad ‘74. Fuck me, Fight me, or Take a picture. Banned at 25K.
The Woodlands, TX
Joined September 2022
- She’s telling me her zodiac sign and i just took a gas station boner bomb
- Starting to fw a chick from my home town, can’t wait to find out 90% of my buddies have been in that
- If you’re dead sober heading TO the function, 2-3 roadies should be legal, without a doubt
- Just lost $250K for this company and now I’m playing clash of clans on the shitter while using their wifi
- How many more of your Instagram stories do I have to like before you come over and do some tricks on it?
- I’m supposed to look at this for 2 hours and NOT start crankin my shit? No thanks, I’ll watch it at home
- Bought tinder gold and changed my age preference to 35-80, let’s get fucking weird
- Replying to @okimstillhungryShe double replying, you got her right where you want her
- Replying to @MissionaryyyyIf I was on this boat I wouldn’t say a word
Does this mean I can add professional matchmaker to my LinkedIn?- Bowled a PR with the boys so I bought the ball #DudesRock
- I have sent 16 “my bad, no idea what I was cooking last night” text’s this morning
