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John Hodgman
@hodgman
Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2008
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    This is not a condemnation of white supremacy. This is an ad for Pepsi.
    We ALL must be united & condemn all that hate stands for. There is no place for this kind of violence in America. Lets come together as one!
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    stupid. turn the cameras on. get thrown out. do it again the next time. and again. THAT is the story. not your dumb, cowardly life hack.
    The White House has been prohibiting cameras at some press briefings, so we sent a sketch artist cnn.it/2s4Ryl3
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    Head shaking serious columnists. If one side votes essentially along party lines to do the right thing and one party votes to prevent it, that doesn’t mean the process is sadly partisan. It means one party is bad. (Cont’d)
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    Hi @SenatorCollins. Maine taxpayer/future Maine voter here. You were pretty inspiring for a second there, but caving to McConnell's illusory promises to push through this dumb mess of a tax cut for the wealthy is gross and no one will applaud you at the airport anymore. Goodbye.
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    Hey everyone who says voting doesn’t work. It works. It worked for them in 2016. That’s why we are here now.
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    Listen Hellboy. All my tweets start with “Listen Hellboy” starting now.
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    I don’t need to block you. I don’t need to mute you. You will disappear in my TL like rain on a gull’s wing. Time mutes you. Life blocks you
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    Thanks @washingtonpost! If you hadn't cravenly refused to endorse a candidate this very morning, I never would have noticed that my subscription was re-upping tomorrow. I just saved $120, which I can now send to x.com/KamalaHarris
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    It is hard not to conclude that something is happening at the @nytimes.
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    One time I was given a course of prednisone and I never ran faster on the treadmill and I actually started crying on the treadmill because I felt SO SO GREAT. "This must be what it's like to be normal!" I said out loud. I told my doctor about this and he told me to stop taking em
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    If you are doing what you love, it does not feel like work.
    The FBI dudes literally busted Roger Stone for free.
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    I ate with Bourdain. Probably 2004. He was big even then but he took time to sit with me in Chinatown to talk “weird” food for a magazine piece I was writing. He taught me that our “weird” is the world’s delicious. We ate chicken feet. The afternoon vibrated with life. RIP
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    Look. Everyone knows I’m an elite neolib centrist Warren loving snake. But if this list is true, I’ll flip a table over. It’s an imaginationless disaster and a self destructive, on purpose acid spit at Bernie, his supporters, the movement that IS and MUST BE part of this party.
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    Coast Guard Graduation ceremony features a live sinking ship.
    "No politician in history...has been treated more unfairly," Pres. Trump says at commencement address cbsn.ws/1PfaNT5
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