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Ho Cake McMuffins
@ho_cake
owner & proprietor of Sugar Daddy Day Care, LLC
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    You see the exact moment when the baby said “Now wait a goddamn minute!”
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    I really like Todd for Kandi and I love what they are building together - true example of partnership, but GREG was a MAN. Told NeNe when she was wrong, encouraged her when she was right, stayed out of women’s business, seemed happy for her success and was a rider! RIP KING!
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    CNN gotta keep Van Jones off the air... like seriously, he ain’t who we want to hear in this moment. *Switches to MSNBC*
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    Sunkist for the cookout but Fanta when you got Chinese carry out
    Ight I got a question, you at a cook out and you open the ice chest which one you grabbin ?
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    The issue w/ #RHOA is the women complaining that Kandi misses things b/c she’s booked. Shouldn’t they all be busy? Aren’t we supposed to watch a show that chronicles the lives of women who are thriving personally/professionally? Going to local restaurants isn’t aspirational.
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    Replying to @ILoveBeinBlack
    It may be hard to believe but sometimes girls go out to be with our friends, get dolled up, and feel pretty. Declining attention doesn’t necessarily means we think you are wack. We may be trying to heal from the last fuckboi we should have said “no” to in the club leave us alone
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    Southern Black people relish in connectivity. I love to see Black folks loving on each other cus they know your momma nem. I’ll never enjoy environments where Black people have no connection to each other nor attempt to create them. It honestly feels unnatural. This is pure.
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    Dave Chapelle said Candace Owens was a stank twat pandering liar and my soul sprouted at the hearing and teaching of the word. 🗣preach preacha #DaveChappelle846
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    Replying to @tamaracharese and @_AishaSlife
    It’s people saying they could never live in (or even want to visit) MS/AL/GA/TX b/c of racism/racists & saying it with their whole chests like redlining, gentrification, & inequality doesn’t exist where they live. Like the United States as a whole isn’t built on a caste system.
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    Replying to @robinwannabefly
    Conversely, you know there was a time someone went for Bible Study and got a hoe down. It all comes out in the wash.
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    Declining all calls. I’m listening to the the most necessary & brilliant book that’s making me clap and say “AMEN” like I am in church. I don’t know if Isabel Wilkerson has a hive but if so.... sign me up. I am such a fan... Brilliant. Just brilliant.
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    I hope that fight in Montgomery dispels your incorrect assumption that Black Southerners are docile & hopeless.
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    What if I told you Sharon Osborne didn’t want to be educated w/ illustrations of how Piers Morgan was racist but rather she wanted to gaslight the panel until they succumbed to the power of her tears & agreed that she was right * that she was the arbiter of what is racist or not?
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    Replying to @MissBeeBright
    They are probably quietly happy that she kept the offer on the low end of the pay scale but mad she said the quiet parts out loud. This is why they don’t like ppl talking about what folks make cus if they can short you 30k over 5 years: THEY WILL & THEY WANT TO!