Fell asleep at my keyboard after the 2008 budget. Just woken up by current idiots in gov @-ing me. it's 2019 and Twitter is still going! Anything else happen?
hmrc
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hmrc
@hmrc
Being very very careful with your personal data, honest
London
Joined February 2008
- seems to be going pretty well so far. thank god for laphroaig and ibuprofen.
- mmmm... maybe should tirewrite tax law in lolcat http://tinyurl.com/24t47p anyonez wants contract - shall we says 4m quids?
- oh man, pissed again - it's all milliband's fault goin' offline now. oh man!
- dude, I am totally off my face - ed is trying to fix me up with a drag queen. never drinking southern comfort again
- if you iz fiddlin' from liechtenstein, be afraid - we iz onto you http://tinyurl.com/3x4j85
- phew - today's the day... (absolutely shitting myself) give.me.more.whiskey.
- bored with "HMRC Ambition" now - writing spec for next re-branding exercise
- I had a crate of Moldovan Cabernet Sauvignon lass night - twas bitchin'
- ok, my bowels are completely empty and I've thrown up 3 times already. time for a quick bacon sandwich I think - anyone coming to Da House?
- next time i twitter from the Red Lion, come over the road and get me out...
- in ur exchequer tinkin bout buyin a noo BMW or perhaps another jag
- collecting money