this is how it feels to be high at the grocery store
Pearl Rose
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Pearl Rose
@hipearlrose
too mean for the midwest too nice for anywhere else โข comedian โข writer โข ๐ญ๐ช๐ป๐ด ๐๐ธ๐ด๐ฎ โข advice columnist for @racketmn send Qs to [email protected]
- just got backed up into by the whitest blondest rich lady driving a mercedes sprinter. she didnt get out to acknowledge or anything so when I went up to her window and said โexcuse me you backed up into meโ she rolled her eyes and said โI KNOWโ
- โwhy arent clothes made as well anymoreโ โwhy am i scared to ask my boss for PTOโ โhow is rent so highโ โwhy wont Biden do the right thingโ โwhy doesnt my degree matterโ what if I told you these all have the same very depressing very real answer
- ran to the marc train almost missed it but the amtrak officer said โIve never left a pretty woman behind and Im not starting todayโ huge W early in the day
- millennials and gen z cant afford to have kids but thats okay because all our parents are regressing into ipad babies so im busy monitoring my motherโs youtube history and keeping her off cnn
- YOU GUYS GETTING RID OF OSHA IS INSANE like setting us up to die in factories insane
- I have access to unlimited carbon neutral AI. itโs called my imagination. I can make spongebob sing anything up there
- okay well we have very different moms
- thought this was a joke because itโs just hot chicks in a walkable cityLife in Cuba breaks my heart. Look at the destruction, the filth, the old carsโthis is over 60 years of communism. This is the bullet we dodged. God bless the USA! โค๏ธ๐ค๐๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
00:00 - Replying to @hipearlroseshe went on to be insanely rude and I was flabbergasted. thought this was a prank. I was like โthis is crazy youโre being so rude you backed up into me, I would at least say sorryโ. she said โI wont have you criticizing my character I have seven children!!!โ
- guy unmatched me on hinge because we got into an argument about economics. he said โyou cant shut someone down just because you disagree with themโ I said โyou can if theyre wrongโ
- kirsten dunst has played a minnesotan twice and shes good at it bc she seems friendly but deeply sad in a way she cant talk about
- not a huge fan of whatโs been going on in here I must say
