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Jay
@highonthighs
Small Dick, Big Dreams.
- [during sex] Me: Hurt me Her: In 1992, scientists discovered the loneliest creature on Earth. Me: what Her: Its a whale that has been calling for a mate for two decades. He communicates at a frequency not used by any other whales, and hasnt received a response. Me: stop
- WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN BASED ON YOUR BIRTH MONTH: January: January February: February March: March April: April May: May June: June July: July August: August September: September October: October November: November December: December
- this dude selling google images
- dating me pros: dating cons: me
- spider gf: *catches you in her web* spider gf: 88w88 what’s this??
- ur a grown ass man stop saying uwu
- this wont seal the wounds she left behind
- PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN PERSONA 5 IS $20 ON PSN
- Death Note: Genius with god complex rids world of evil only to turn himself. Netflix's Death Note: Edgelord asks a girl if he can kiss her.
- bro stop promoting toxic masculinity and come watch this slice of life anime
- 300 years before the birth of christ, collecting statues of nude women meant you were wealthy and respected; a man of the arts. nowadays society brands you as an “anime pervert” that’s “not allowed in this applebees anymore”
- i just accidentally liked a girls insta photo from a few months ago but then she liked my photo from 2 years ago what does this mean???