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NESS
@highoffness
strength & guidance 🕊️🩵
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Born January 23
Joined April 2019
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    @highoffness
    May 30, 2024
    delete me out yo cell membrane bitch
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    @highoffness
    Oct 16, 2022
    me telling my mom a secret: my mom the next day:
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    @highoffness
    Oct 12, 2022
    i feel uncomfortable around tall people, what if they lick my head
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    @highoffness
    Jul 16, 2022
    toddlers after they learn how to take off their own diapers
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    @highoffness
    Jul 29, 2022
    i hate going bowling with people who are good at bowling like bro relax
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    @highoffness
    Oct 19, 2022
    two incomes is better than one. make sure ur mans got two jobs, stay up queens!
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    @highoffness
    Oct 23, 2022
    when my nephew says the bad word i taught him:
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    @highoffness
    Nov 11, 2022
    how tight my christmas budget is this year.
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    @highoffness
    Oct 13, 2022
    me trying not to reveal the surprise or the gift i'm going to give someone in advance
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    @highoffness
    Nov 2, 2022
    me leaving work early knowing we understaffed:
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    @highoffness
    Jul 15, 2022
    people who order boneless wings
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    @highoffness
    Oct 30, 2022
    friend: come on, the weather isn't that cold me:
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    @highoffness
    Oct 16, 2022
    when i see people running for the elevator:
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    @highoffness
    Jun 18, 2021
    just 4 stoners looking at eachother