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Honey🇨🇦
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Honey🇨🇦
@hidinghoney
I'm not that interesting • I own a lot of socks (you can see my feet, but not for free) • Have the day you deserve!
- Men and women can be platonic friends. I will die on this hillA man’s only female friend should be his wife. A woman’s only male friend should be her husband. This is not a controversial take. It’s common sense.
- I haven't worn a bra all weekend, and it has been wonderful
- Never trust someone who doesn't like dogs
- Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.
- Men who are good cooks are automatically hotter. I don't make the rules
- This is a favourite, I think. Also, don't judge my poses. I never know what to do with my arms in pictures
- "It could be drugs," I tell myself as I buy more books
