HEYZ
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👇HEYZ’D And Confused EP, TOUR TIX, MERCH👇
Joined April 2017
- Ketamine killed the dance floor
- One time I was a cook at a restaurant and Porter Robinson + his whole family were eating there and I went and introduced myself to all of them and Porter was really nice and his mom said I would “make it” one day. So now I’m just trying to make Porter Robinson’s mom proud of me
- Bro walking into Dimension, Sub Focus and Culture Shock’s green room Is like walking into an episode of love island why the fuckkk are these dudes 6’3 and handsome as fuck. You walk into an American dubstep green room and everybody look like jellybeans
- I have a strong feeling that after Taylor Swift is done dating Travis Kelce she’s going to date a dubstep DJ and we’ll see her next year in Lost Lands VIP wearing a pashmina and fractal glasses
- I have come to learn the large mistake I made a Red Rocks by feeding the Raccoon… 1. Rabies is 100% fatal 2. Denver Health sells rabies vaccines for $15,500…it takes 4 rounds 3. Walgreens sells them for $2,000 Raccoon: 1 HEYZ: -$2,000 Don’t fuck with the wildlife
- I was just watching Grand Beatbox Loopstation Battles from 2019 as one does, and this dude straight up busts into @OfficialRezz "Edge" which he made with his mouth
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