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maja
@heygortys
abandoned account. born again horse girl.
Sweden
Joined January 2013
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    Me trying to get some romance into the busy workday.
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    I just tried to have “morning fun” and got told “No” in the MIDDLE of kissing and like that isn’t bad enough he THEN hit me with “God came to me tonight.”
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    Did I tell you guys about the second time me and Aamir slept in the same house and we both left our doors open with a hallway in between the bedrooms hoping the other person would get the hint? Both of us were pussies and ended up sleeping alone.
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    I tried to romantically join the shower Aamir was in. I undressed and everything being the spicy spontaneous hottie I am. I was met with a face of horror and the words ''Don't come in here my ass itches so bad!😭''
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    super hot girlfriend.
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    petition for aamir to play dead by daylight with me
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    Look at this little sausage lady.
    00:00
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    today was the day my 50 year old parents called me up to say that they found the bullshitteries at a dinner party with their friends. my dad really liked the animation cartoon of me hitting aamir with a rock. my mom said he was swearing too much.
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    Aamir made me laugh before he even knew I existed. His sense humor and voice comforted me during dark periods. He was very far away from my reality. I knew about him for two years before our first messages to each other. Tonight he’s very far away and I miss him.
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    Happy birthday to the man who really really didn’t want me to remind anyone that it’s his birthday. I’m so happy I met you.
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    I woke up to feed the little man to find out Lucky Tony is now with his siblings did not make it. Sleep well little champion. ♥️
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    today is father's day in Sweden. people ask me how I deal with Aamir's absurd car obsession and to be honest I was moulded from birth. my wonderful dad has around 10 cars, most of them being ''projects'' that WILL run in the future... or that's what he says. love you dad.
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    you know when you have a BAD sexual dream about someone? and just cause of that everything feels fucking horrible? yeah I can't watch James May on Top Gear anymore. walked in on him and one of my friends. cheers James May.