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Joined November 2011
- Replying to @GavinNewsomNo. I decline. I will leave my house at 10:01PM and go grocery shopping now. I wasn't planning on it before, but stopping the spread of tyranny is more important than slowing the spread of illness.
- Replying to @TonyBerry and @jacobcabeOr are vaccinated and refuse to show medical records as a precondition for ordering a burger, on principle. Like me! I'm fully vaccinated. I burned my vaccination card. I'm safe, and I'll prove it to nobody.
- Replying to @RothmusPlot twist: The man needs to get something different all right. It's not the ring that needs to be more carefully selected, but it's recipient.
- Replying to @KevinRyanComedyHard times make strong men. Strong men make good times. Good times make... Whatever these are. These make hard times.
- Replying to @0moriplush and @reddit_liesFalse. Leave kids alone, and don't expect others to participate in your delusions.
- Replying to @maskbloc614 @sh225406 and 2 othersI call them the FBI
- Replying to @VarietyDo you mean Jack Black? Who is Jack White, Jack Black's evil doppelganger?
- They were thinking.
- Replying to @Activision and @CallofDutyIf "leave children alone," is an objectionable statement to you, you're an objectionable company to me. Not buying anything from your company until you apologize.