CALL HIM OVER SMOKE ALL HIS WEED MAKE HIM EAT YOU OUT THEN KICK HIM OUT IN AN UBER AND CANCEL IT 10 MINS FROM HIS HOUSE
sosa
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- How can I make a daughter in a way that does not involve a man and she’s 100% me
- WAITTT DONT ASK ME MY STANCE ON THIS MATTER I HAVENT SEEN WHAT THE WHITE GIRLS ARE SAYING YET PLEASE I NEED TO BASE MY POLITICAL OPINIONS TO MATCH THOSE OF WESTERN LIBERALS FOR VALIDATION
- Top 2 worst days of my life - 1) pet dog fucking died 2) waitress at me and my ex’s regular spot asked if he was running late when i went there alone after our breakup
- My favourite genre of insults is when fat and ugly people call other people fat and ugly to seem less insecure like pack it up tanmay bhatt I see those fat ass wrists also pick on someone age weirdoReplying to @cinaenthusiast and @dussyman08nah u cant be ugly and hate on me pick a struggle
- I was in the lift with just this other guy and he tapped on the door twice before getting off?? Bro?? I don’t wanna touch ur balls
- I’m sorry babe I forgot to follow ur new Instagram account where u post silly reels your private account for close friends your spam account your main account your business account and your dog’s account
- Parents sending me on a solo Japan trip ik my aborted sibling from 2009 mad as hell 😂
- Here's my ranking of the top 5 worst type of ppl - 1) Terrorists 2) Rapists 3) Murderers 4) Divya Chauhan from 2nd F who used to bully me for my pigtails 5) Loud bitches with ugly voices
- Replying to @princeboy__18No one is calling you a rapist tushar you’re not as important and targeted as you want to believe
- Replying to @diceyanamIs ok yaal if I was as clapped as you I would become a he/they too now wrap it up ho
- Whenever I compliment a woman and they ignore me I feel like a molester and go stand in a corner for 35 minutes to punish my pervert self
