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the human sadiepede 2
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the human sadiepede 2
@hell_doe
many will enter, few will win
- my profile on here got banned because i said i wanted to edge a man until he cries
- a family just stopped me on the street and asked me why this horrifying tower has no windows
- no thoughts, head empty. just this very pure commentary of garlic cheese bread
- ice cream season is ending. but ice cream with a jacket on season is just beginning
- i think about this more often than i should
am i going crazy are these people insane - making a cake with almond extract. think of this every time
- may we all approach the new experiences in our life with this much curiosity, sincerity, and gratitudeThis incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome
00:00 - oh, that's my emotional support grocery store i go to every other day to buy 2 things from
- me wanting to be loved vs. the mortifying ordeal of being known
- everyone knows that cash is fake money. debit card is real money. credit card is real money but in a bad way. and paying for things by tapping your phone is the fakest money of all
- happy birthday david lynch, a lover of creatures great and small
- it's important to have that one friend you can really just go insane to. really just full tilt crazy and they are like "yeah"
