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Heather Miller
@heathercmiller
Science-ing at Two Sigma, Professing computery things at CMU. Co-founder & former Exec Director of the Scala Center at EPFL. Past life: artist @ Cooper Union
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined March 2009
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    Carved something scary into pumpkin cc/ @jamesiry @databricks (office jackolantern)
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    People who maintain open source software deserve to have normal lives. E.g., enough money to live reasonably, enough time to have families, and a work life free from abuse. It doesn't make sense that we sacrifice these things so companies can save money on their software stacks.
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    So, some pretty big life news... Come fall, I've accepted a position as an Assistant Professor at Carnegie Mellon University's School of Computer Science. @SCSatCMU @isrcmu Over the moon rn 😺 Goodbye Boston, hello Pittsburgh!
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    πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² My German husband in America trying to measure the diameter of a pipe in ungodly units of measurements: "It's... one inch and six chicken nuggets around" This is how it is every day with him EVERY. DAY.
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    Me teaching my distributed systems class today at the Four Seasons cc/ @clegoues
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    Hi πŸ‘‹ I'm a computer science professor that has to teach computer science courses on Zoom now This is my new Zoom background that I will now use when teaching You're welcome (PS, please please know what this is from πŸ™)
    GIF
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    Open source isn't free. This free lunch free-for-all is going to come back and bite us. Somebody has to work on the stuff we all depend on
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    As a Computer Scientist, reading medical research papers is always a shock Scientific papers in medicine are short, get directly to the point, and they definitely don't include arbitrary sections that reviewer #2 required for acceptance. Also, cute titles aren't a thing.
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    I wish I saw more people simply enabling others in tech There's just so much self-promotion & so many ulterior motives everywhere People focused on what they can get out of others People aren't opportunities to be exploited People are everything & we should enable each other.
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    So, cool news! On Monday I start working on distributed programming for @unisonweb! SUPER excited to work for the next few months with the formidable @pchiusano @runarorama @aryairani as a Visiting Researcher with Unison Computing! πŸ’œ
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    Heya! I am recruiting a PhD student at CMU at the intersection of distributed systems and machine learning πŸ˜ƒ Application deadline: Dec 9! (GREs not req) If this could be you, feel free to reach out and to let me know to look for your application in the pile! RTs welcome πŸ€—
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    Hi, my name is Heather. No, I'm not a secretary or an event organizer. And please don't ever explain to me what a tuple is again. Thanks.
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    Accidentally showed up to a group call with the CMU counseling center with this Zoom background. How's your day going?
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    Haha, ok, the game is won. We officially have the coolest PhD students at @isrcmu @SCSatCMU. They made Magic The Gathering cards for the faculty. You all are the best β™₯️ cc/ @cmeik @kevinclancy_ @zeeshanlakhani