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the implication here is that the face breathes
which means it has lungs and blood
Heather Anne Campbell
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Heather Anne Campbell
@heathercampbell
Writer: @rickandmorty / @thetwilightzone / @creepshowtv / SNL / Eric Andre Show. Podcast: @getplayedpod / Comedy: @cwwhoseline / Hebecky Drysbell. She/Her/It
- Biden: Voted against gay marriage in 1996 Bernie: Voted for gay marriage in 1996 Buttigeg: Endorses Biden
- sperm has DNA. DNA is when life begins. every sperm is a potential human being. so, no more masturbating, gentlemen, unless you want to be convicted of a felony. carrying a cellphone in your pocket damages your sperm, so no cellphones either. skirts only for men, to protect sperm
- If men knew how to accept “no,” she’d be alive and you’d still have your job.Mollie Tibbetts would be alive today if America enforced federal immigration law.
- they asked for a reason I said “Elon Musk’s Twitter”
- imagine being in a country with limited or no access to the vaccine, watching the hospitals fill to capacity in America where you can get the shot at the fucking drug store for free
- if I was President I would eliminate Daylight Savings and institute “chaos hours” which would shift the clock at random intervals every few days, announced via emergency broadcast system
- Now that Cosby has been found guilty, I’d like @hannibalburess to tell some jokes about the people behind the 2008 financial collapse.
- Age: 0-3 “Young Woman” 4-8 “Young Woman” 9-13 “Young Woman” 14-18 “Young Woman” 19-24 “Slut” 25-39 “Old Woman” 40-49 “Grandmother” 50-X “Does Not Exist”
- I can not get enough of the middle-aged dudes discovering that Rage Against the Machine is Overtly Leftist/Anarchist Political Music and suddenly hating their old favorite band
- I just learned from Reddit that the framing for Luke Skywalker’s highest point of doubt/fear in Return of the Jedi is the exact same framing in The Last Jedi when he realizes his failure with Ben Solo. TLJ keeps giving.
00:00 - Two years ago, The Boston Globe published this parody front page — suggesting what the world would look like if Trump won the election. Look at that date and look at ALL those headlines.
