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hazel
@hazelrosedee
not a real blonde
Joined August 2018
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    i sent a photo of my leak to my landlord and he sent it back as elton john??
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    i matched with a guy on tinder that used to bully me for being gay in school so i made him book a hotel for us then blocked him 😭
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    i met a guy in a club last night and asked his name.. he said jamie i was like ‘omg i used to be called jamie’ he looked at me confused and said ‘are you trans?’ i said yeah and he replied me too! 💓
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    when i was in school i was doing my french speaking exam and i started crying cause i literally couldn't do it and my french teacher said 'it's okay you're not the worst, the girl before you answered the questions in english with a french accent' and i could not breathe omg
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    a woman today, a woman tomorrow, a woman forever.
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    full circle moment to meet @Skrillex 12 years later and him asking what my new name is. what a legend ❤️
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    ‘we can always tell’ okay well why did my doctor just ask when my last period was
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    i asked my date if he prefers the uk office or the us office and he said ‘how would i know i haven’t worked in America?’ skskskks
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    having sex with the same bisexual man before and after my transition is a social experiment that should’ve been documented
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    my friend just said ‘time for desert’ and pulled out a fucking elf bar
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    Replying to @hazelrosedee
    it was honestly so wholesome
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    we won’t be attending his funeral
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    there’s a point during transition when it’s no longer gender dysphoria it’s just the crippling weight of beauty standards for women lol
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    ‘british people have no culture’ ok explain this then