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Malik
@hatapheena
$arcasm all the way 👩‍❤️‍👨
Lahore, Pakistan.
Born August 23, 1995
Joined January 2015
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    "cocomo 25 gram karday aur shezan juice on the rocks"
    drug dealing in process
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    Hey (with the intentions of) :
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    my cousin got married recently, an aunty came to my khala and said "rishta dekhte waqt larki ka weight nae dekha tha?" to which my khala replied "nae, ghar say apna beta bhi dekh kar gaye thi". So proud of her!
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    Abba works 9 AM–6 PM, I work 6 PM–3 AM, so we don’t see each other Mon–Fri. Yesterday he called and said, “Nazar aa jaya kar yaar, I miss you.” Knowing brown dads, you know how rare that is… damn… I am finished…
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    "nana jee meri law ki degree ke hisab say bhe ap chor ho"
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    Retaliation has started, there is no PTI, PMLN, PPP right now, we all are just PAKISTANIS. Rab rakha 🇵🇰
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    Buying jhumkay for her
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    Nikkah karoon ga tou sirf Bahria Town Mumbai ki masjid mein
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    Maryam Nawaz to be dragged on roads by her hair, u heard it here first, live screening in 2024 IA
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    "Na hamaray paas pesa hai aur naa gaarian" 😭
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    “they don’t make ads like these anymore”
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    I have tears in my eyes, Allah please keep my brothers safe and bring victory to us!
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    My Abba who is an active twitter user wasnt using twitter since the past 2 days because he didn't know about VPN,I downloaded VPN on his phone and now he is using twitter like a kid who found his lost favourite toy, he even gave me a "shabash", thought I did a miracle for him 😭
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    Did this guy take a decoration piece from Crops Commander's drawing room and he is using it as a helmet??? 😭😭😭😭