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Alex Wakeford

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Alex Wakeford

@haruspis

Franchise Writer at @Halo, author of HALO: WAYPOINT CHRONICLES - VOLUME ONE

Cambridgeshire, UK

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Joined October 2011

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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Jan 9, 2025
Update time! In 2021, I had the pleasure of working on Halo as part of the incredible Community Team—I cannot express enough love towards my wonderful colleagues. It’s been a blast! Next week, that journey ends and a new one begins as I join the Halo Studios Franchise Team.
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Nov 30, 2021
So, about that news I mentioned… Thrilled beyond words to announce that I am joining the incredible Community team at 343 where I’ll be writing about all things @Halo! 💚💙
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Jun 30, 2025
would be really funny if he just keeps on meeting and having a rematch with darth vader every single year up until a new hope
ScreenTime
@screentime
Jun 30, 2025
‘OBI-WAN KENOBI’ Season 2 is reportedly in development (via: @DanielRPK)
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Oct 23, 2024
It’s funny because John Wick fundamentally doesn’t work without this. Killing 100+ people because you and your car got beat up? Pathetic. But getting revenge for the murder of your late wife’s parting gift to help you move on? That’s an emotional keystone EVERYONE can agree with.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Oct 22, 2024
David Leitch reveals that there was major producer pushback on killing the puppy in ‘JOHN WICK’ “We were told, ‘It's bad luck.’ ‘It's bad juju.’ ‘It's 'Old Yeller,' you can't do this!’ ‘No one will want to see this on screen; you're going to alienate the audience’” (Source:
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Feb 7, 2024
Midnight releases, HUNDREDS of physical games on the shelves, renting, pre-owned games… We’ll never see this kind of ecosystem again 😞
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Aug 24, 2024
my main man gets woken up, a bunch of humans are exactly where they shouldn’t be and their android is speaking his language asking for eternal life to be granted to his CEO, and he is immediately like “we gotta make these motherfuckers extinct like YESTERDAY” (very valid tbh)
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Sep 12, 2021
"Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man!" "No, Tobey Maguire was the best one!" the actual best spider-man:
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Apr 16, 2023
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
Nov 7, 2012
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Mar 9, 2024
well well well look who’s tweeting
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Kwite
@Kwite
Mar 7, 2024
Children are meant to be soldiers, you cant spell infantry without infant
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
May 3, 2025
i have waited a long time for this moment my little green friend
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
May 14, 2021
the literal ENTIRE solar system today #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #MassEffect
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Mar 15, 2024
A brilliant slice-of-life story that spirals into horror, illustrating how the neoliberal New Republic ultimately never truly beat fascism and was doomed to fall FAR more politically savvy than you’d expect of The Mandalorian, so it’s only natural that Star Wars fans hate it lol
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Jun 3, 2023
made this mf’s day
Zac Bowden
@zacbowden
Jun 2, 2023
Microsoft has confirmed that it's ending support for Cortana on Windows 11 and Windows 10 later this year windowscentral.com/software-apps/…
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Feb 17, 2024
"When I joined game dev, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy assets. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole level—and we had to share the rock!"
RejectedShotgun
@RejectedShotgun
Feb 16, 2024
I can't keep this knowledge to myself anymore. EVERY SINGLE ROCK on The Covenant is the same rock. EVERY ONE. ALL OF THEM. THERE IS ONE SINGLE ROCK ON THE COVENANT. NOT TWO, NOT THREE, JUST ONE. IT'S JUST ONE ROCK ROTATED, SCALED, AND MOVED AROUND.
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Alex Wakeford
@haruspis
Feb 15, 2022
the tarot craze that fan artists collectively experienced in 2014/15 because of dragon age: inquisition was still objectively the best thing ever