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Harmy
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Harmy
@harrrmy
john 16:33 ✝️ Head of the department of basic white girls
- you’re not autistic you just work from home and it’s making u weird
- my grandmother passed away last month and my grandfather was pretty broken up at the funeral so i went to go sit with him and he leaned over and said “lot of big ladies here, huh” Fat phobic even during grief
- you can tell the health of a marriage by how often the wife posts selfies
- Replying to @smoke_nd_pearlza fling and a one night stand are basically the same thing
- must be so nice to be a man and understand how everything in the world works
- imagine you’re married and you split bills. most unromantic thing i can think of
- how to talk to women: her: i’m hungry him: eat something❌ aw my poor baby do u want a kiss✅ her: i’m tired him: go to sleep ❌ aw my poor baby do u want a kiss✅ her: my tummy hurts him: do u want a tums❌ aw
- Replying to @fishontherun2strict rules and boundaries don’t be easy on her but be extra loving and make her your little helper. she probably needs your friendship more than she needs the other kids. if you are willing to continue to allow her over she will eventually calm down as she will know she’s in a
- boyfriend who doesn’t wear airpods to the gym bc the biological effects of electromagnetic fields triggers oxidative stress in various tissues while also causing significant changes to the levels of blood antioxidant markers, gf who sings to him while he lifts
- Replying to @nienna121why would you not Want to contribute to a married couple having a romantic getaway together to kick off the start to their new life? You’d rather buy them things they probably don’t need? that’s tacky
- Replying to @FettPurpwhen you are retarded i assume most things sound that way
