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ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ
@hardwick
Stand-upper, Zombie Therapist, Ball Dropper, Ravenclaw, @Nerdist Inventor and ID10T
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    ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ
    @hardwick
    Oct 9, 2017
    Heyyy 14 years of sobriety today! If you're thinking about it, JUST DO IT. Now. Just stop. You can. Go to AA. We'll be sober bday siblings!
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    @hardwick
    Nov 23, 2017
    IT'S MAH DAMN BERFDAY! People ask me what they can get me. I don't need "things"! I NEED people being nicer. Donate money or time to charity. Call someone & tell them you care. Hug a friend. Have conversations instead of shout matches online. Kindness is my preferred present!! :)
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    @hardwick
    Dec 27, 2016
    Amazing princess. Kickass warrior. Incredible writer. Kind soul. My first crush at 6. RIP Carrie Fisher...galaxies of fans mourn your loss.
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    @hardwick
    Oct 8, 2016
    13 yrs ago today I gave up booze & got my life back. If you're thinking about it, get help: friends, counseling, AA. I did it, SO CAN YOU!
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    @hardwick
    Feb 22, 2018
    In the 2 decades I've been using USB connectors I don't think I have EVER put one in properly without having to flip it over. Not. One. Time.
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    @hardwick
    Dec 27, 2016
    This fucking year of losing people. I hope 2017 isn't as much of a dick as 2016 has been. Jesus.
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    @hardwick
    May 28, 2018
    Unpopular Opinion: I think "Angel Soft" is a weird brand name for a toilet paper. I've never thought to myself, "Angels are such blissful, ethereal beings. I bet it would feel amazing to wipe my ass with one."
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    @hardwick
    Aug 5, 2017
    Goodnight, @midnight! I love you. #AtMidnightIn5Words
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    ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ
    @hardwick
    Aug 4, 2017
    Our final @midnight airs at midnight tonight! Was honored to share the stage w/ these brilliant comedians I'm proud to call friends! #points
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    @hardwick
    May 20, 2018
    Someday if I have kids the first thing I'm going to teach them is that when they grow up, to never decide to stop and have casual conversations right in the doorways of public buildings.
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    @hardwick
    Sep 30, 2017
    Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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    @hardwick
    Apr 16, 2018
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I loved this guy even though I had never met him. Loved his comedy, his appearances on SNL (when they still had stand-ups), and Night Court is one of my all-time favorite sitcoms. I hope he is in some magical afterlife doing card tricks with Mel Tormé. #RIPHarry
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    Apr 16, 2018
    BREAKING | Harry Anderson, 'Night Court' star and Asheville resident, dies at age 65 #avlnews bit.ly/2HFAFqL
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    @hardwick
    Jul 29, 2017
    "Successful"
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    @hardwick
    Feb 8, 2018
    Anyone else feel like it's pointless to post on Instagram anymore since the algorithm is going to keep most of the people who are following you from seeing it anyway? And even if they do it might be a week later. What are they even doing over there? WHY DO THEY HATE US