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Evan J. Worthen
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Evan J. Worthen
@harambevan
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Sep 1, 2019
    My girlfriend left a tampon at my apartment and idk where the left one is. Anyone know where I can get a single left tampon to keep a set here for emergencies?
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    May 3, 2020
    Utah culture is knowing somebody whose mom’s roommate’s friend’s sister one time met Ted Bundy but felt a prompting from the Holy Ghost to not go on a date with him
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Mar 20, 2019
    Everybody say a quick prayer for Tom, my Airbnb host who, upon request to use his toaster, told me with pain in his voice that “she took the toaster when she left me”
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Mar 23, 2019
    I am a: ⚪️man ⚪️woman 🔘confused driver In search of ⚪️love ⚪️friendship 🔘lines on the roads in Utah during a rainstorm
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Sep 2, 2019
    Replying to @harambevan
    Also if you have a few dollars, please consider donating to Days for Girls International to provide menstrual care products to people with periods. Your donation will literally help girls stay in school who otherwise would not be able to!
    donate.daysforgirls.org
    Donate to Days for Girls International
    Help us reach our goal! Your support will make a meaningful difference. Every contribution brings us closer to success. Join us today and be part of something impactful.
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Sep 2, 2019
    Replying to @harambevan
    I have nothing to promote but here’s a picture of me and my cute girlfriend who approved the above shitty content before I tweeted it
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Apr 4, 2021
    The SLC police officer who just got arrested for storming the capitol was the “SLC officer of the year” in 2012. You seriously can’t make this up
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Dec 25, 2018
    My grandparents — LDS temple workers and former stake patriarch — are taking my cousin and his boyfriend to dinner later this week. This is love. This is ministering :’-)
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Aug 27, 2021
    ladies and gentlemen, we got em
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Oct 5, 2018
    I love the U but the problem is that since I've transferred from BYU I'm just not edgy anymore. I can literally drink coffee or bring up feminism in class and not be talked down to by 24 year old RMs and I kind of miss that, it's quite a rush
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Oct 19, 2020
    We live in a society
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Aug 24, 2021
    i'm about to graduate from UVU after transferring out of BYU and i just want to say that UVU has cheap tuition, small class sizes, a robust honors program, quality professors who care a lot, good student jobs, grads who go to elite grad programs, and attainable scholarships 🧵
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Oct 13, 2020
    this apartment complex in Orem is what I always thought the great and spacious building looked like as a kid
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    Evan J. Worthen
    @harambevan
    Jul 22, 2024
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