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I can’t believe it. The day has finally come. I have been published in the New York Times under my pen name ‘one user’
Lydia Tárt
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Lydia Tárt
@hannahtindle
Congratulations to anyone who has written a book
- Cocaine in The Whitehouse sounds like an unreleased Lana Del Rey track
nicole kidman’s getty images catalogue is more important than the library of congress- This is beautifulGirl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring Smirnoff Ice over them (2000)
- When the girlies say “I inherited this ‘90s Prada bag and Escada blazer from my mum, I love wearing her old clothes” I’m always like wow yeah such a great idea let me just go and raid my mum’s wardrobe for some vintage Per Una by M&S
- The ‘Sol De Janeiro body butter attracts wolf spiders’ rumour is a last minute entry for the top ten funniest moments of 2023
- Apple Martin has arrived on the scene to slay all the nepo babies who had to buy their faces
- Watching Emily in Paris is like receiving a lobotomy via audiovisual material which is exactly what I want from a TV show
- Me after selling my vital organs on the black market to get a deposit for a one bedroom flat in London
