Hannah
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- This was so funny btw
Throwing a Clown themed night out for no reason other than I wanted to wear a going out outfit & a full beat with a clown nose - Temporarily unpinned my pinned tweet because this sent chills down my spine. Wdym you recognize that pic from my mentally ill journal
- The Father, The Son and the Holy Trisha Paytasthe new pope elected today…on…trisha paytas’ bday…
- I want a husband but only so I can get a Blackstone grill for him to make me burgers & pancakes on. Does that make sense
- Men I do not trust: - guys who went to a Big10 school - Theo Von - Gemini men - Pisces men - J*stin B*ldoni - guys who work in sales - guys who know how to make a tiktok - Jerry Seinfeld - Er*c Ad*ms - J*e Rog*n fans - the Costo DadMen I do not trust: - Barstool enjoyers - Vegans - Tyler the Creator fans - Men who wear carabiners despite working an office job - "Creatives" - Men who can't cook - Menswear dudes
- My first NYC celebrity sighting and it’s Dominic Fike😭😭 apple tat confirmed and everything
- The flight attendant got on the speaker when we landed in Atlantic City & said “if you’re here to gamble, good luck, and if you’re here to live, good luck” 😂😂😂
- LMK when y’all start moving out of NYC I’m gunna upgrade from a studio to a 1 bedroom🤩
- Green sunglasses was the best I could do for the Jets. Go Birds 🫡💚
I have to go to the Jets game tomorrow for work do you guys think I’m gunna burst into flames when I walk into Met Life
