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hair of the pawg

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hair of the pawg

@haleyvemealone

consumer. individual contributor. policyholder.

chicago

Joined March 2009

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@haleyvemealone
Nov 13, 2025
One of my close friends was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer recently. There is a gofundme to relieve some of the financial burden of the situation so he can focus on treatment and spending time with his loved ones. Please donate if you can
Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole Larrett
From gofundme.com
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@haleyvemealone
Jul 31, 2025
Helping my millennial friend decide what to put on her wedding registry because the boomers in her life are insisting they want to give a gift instead of contributing to her honeymoon fund, which is what she actually wants.
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@haleyvemealone
May 17, 2025
Muah muah mmm kissy kissy and they're both boys
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@haleyvemealone
Feb 6, 2025
Why? You’re perfect for each other
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@haleyvemealone
Jun 19, 2024
The worst part of covid is QR menus. Worse than all the people who died
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@haleyvemealone
May 26, 2021
He died defending my honor
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@haleyvemealone
Dec 16, 2024
People got really mad at me for this one
Frink
@drfrink5
Dec 12, 2024
Since it’s almost the end of the year, what was your biggest tweet?
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@haleyvemealone
Apr 22, 2024
Many of you could learn from this
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@haleyvemealone
Jan 4, 2024
If I could go back in time and give advice to myself as a teenager I’d tell myself to delete this facebook cover photo off my page
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@haleyvemealone
Jul 31, 2025
Replying to @haleyvemealone
People get married in their 30s and they already have dining sets and linens. Boomers truly cannot accept this
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@haleyvemealone
Jul 28, 2022
Vegan Chicago dog at lollapalooza
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@haleyvemealone
May 28, 2024
Met a guy at a party yesterday who has a vaguely illinois shaped birth mark so he got a lake michigan tattoo next to it
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@haleyvemealone
May 1, 2025
It’s meltdown May! Everybody crash out
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@haleyvemealone
Dec 19, 2023
Play that fucking music white boy
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