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Razor
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Razor
@hale_razor
Conservative politics humor. Satire. Snark. Sarcasm. Succinctness. Brevity is the soul - nay, the very essence and entire being - of wit, irony, and jocularity.
Wherever Liberty is Threatened
Joined February 2009
- Just think of it as DACA for Americans needing relief from unemployment and payroll taxes.
- 2000-Gore refuses to concede & spends over a month in court challenges: HERO! 2018-Abrams refuses to concede for almost two weeks & challenges legitimacy of vote: HERO! 2020-Trump refuses to concede until allegations of voter fraud are resolved: UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY
- “Don’t blame all illegal immigrants for the heinous crimes of one,” said the folks who blame everyone in the NRA for acts committed by people not in it.
- If Biden bombs six more nations, he wins a Nobel Peace Prize.
- Pence: we disagree, we fight, but we come together as the great nation we are Harris: let me tell you about Joe
- Two months into mandatory government lockdowns, and so weird we haven't seen any Antifa protests against fascism.
- Biden sends 70 airplanes of immigrants to Florida: crickets Florida sends 50 immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard: OMG HUMAN TRAFFICKING HUMANITARIAN CRISIS!!! Martha’s Vineyard sends those 50 to a military base: brave hugs and tears
- CNN admits to putting out disinformation to impact an election, and the guy who revealed that is the one Twitter suspends.
- You know a Republican is in the White House when Apple announces a commitment to the economy of $350B and 20,000 new jobs, North and South Korea are talking, the Dow closes above 26,000 for the first time... and the news media is focused like a laser on the President’s weight.
- A guy escaped North Korea on crutches, but the real hero is the sister of a murderous tyrant that gave Pence some serious side-eye.
- Maybe in the future, and I’m just spitballing here, the whole nation shows ID at a polling place and votes at once in person, we can call it Election Day.
- Starbucks: "Ever since we became political, sales have been way down." Red Hen: "Hold my latte."
- LAST MONTH: Trump must use his power to shut down the economy THIS MONTH: Only states & govs have power to reopen the economy, Trump thinks he's a dictator