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Guy Branum
@guybranum
Stadtholder of the Netherlands, Mom
West Hollywood
Joined May 2009
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    Betty White dying three weeks before she turned 100 is the final act of performer whose timing was always sharp, always unexpected, and even with the warmest of characters, always a little dangerous. No one else could live to 99 and so perfectly leave us wanting more.
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    This is the Hilarious Ross Matthews.
    If you’re not showing off your new President Trump tattoo for #PresidentsDay, then you’re not patrioting correctly. Sorry not sorry!
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    Marianne Williamson is the only candidate bold enough to propose a witchcraft based health care system.
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    I thought the first rule of comedy was "Let Laurie Metcalf do the heavy lifting."
    first rule of comedy: NEVER target someone more famous than U who is in the audience. U will lose the entire crowd.
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    He keeps saying "The witnesses who were there" about an event he says never happened.
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    The movie about Queen Anne has more gay sex than the Freddie Mercury biopic.
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    I was not emotional. Then I realized every day the First Lady will wake up in the White House, go to a community college, and teach people the reading and writing skills they need to change their lives. Now I’m crying.
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    The symbol for women's bathrooms of a woman in a skirt is outdated and must be replaced by a stick figure of a person listening to a true crime podcast.
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    Yes, darling, but they're burning the Constitution inside.
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    If you think gays have gotten civil rights really quickly compared to other groups, I'd love to know when you think gay people were invented.
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    I just saw Bohemian Rhapsody and learned you contract AIDS from lingering eye contact with unnamed male extras.
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    When Sen. Susan Collins dies I hope she is placed in a pit of searing lava for all eternity with a very nice lady next to the pit who could pull her out and always considers pulling her out but never pulls her out.
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    There has never been funnier writing than the chalk board of differences between Protestants and Catholics
    In honor of the 6th anniversary of Derry Girls, what was your favorite moment from the show?