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sam
@guttervillegowl
Ongoing social experiment
she/her. i love you
Born July 21
Joined December 2024
- Replying to @PsychoPoroif i were given a button to instantly kill the driver, id be at a wake rn
- guy walking out of a mcdonalds lowered his glasses at me and said “gorgeous” in the horniest voice i have ever heard in my life
- bro i just fucking found out that im just not on estrogen because this cunt sold me a vial of kerosene so ive just been injecting straight jet fuel 🤦♀️
- Replying to @guttervillegowlto the 1.2 million people who are involved in a conflict over this one, its all been said, no need to keep regurgitating the same points like you have anything new to bring to the table, instead you should follow me for more thought provoking tweets like “gaze at my nuts”
- Replying to @___boylover___ and @PsychoPorokill them. instantly. with the button. its all in the reply
- how do surgeons not get Rock Hard during all that
- To my ex that broke up with me in highschool…. please take me back please i can change i’ll do anything it takes please i know i wasnt a good boyfriend but this time i will be the best girlfriend youve ever had please please take me back i beg of you please
- Replying to @guttervillegowli have received multiple concerned messages about this with 20 minutes of posting so disclaimer this one is indeed a joke. its not kerosene. its prepsol
- Wait actually im not a Stupid Fucking Idiot and im just instead going to choose a different photo that actually fits the dimensions of a banneri cant get him to fit
