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As an American we look at SEA as a land of mud villages and cheap hookers. Singapore is exempt.
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さあ行きな 振り向かないで | 1/4 Thai 1/16 Peranakan | Homecook | British Shorthair Dad | 蘭因絮果 花開花落自有時
Shiganshina, Paradis Island
Joined September 2012
- I finally asked mom why she likes keep frozen fish/meat in bekas ice cream. Simple reason je lol “If use regular plastic container it shatters easily when frozen. The ice cream plastic container is designed for frozen use and it’s big enough ma” I’ve just achieved enlightenmentAt least yours had ice cream in it 🥲
- Last year I was at bazaar TTDI and was queuing for murtabak for abt 20 mins dy Then this pak cik behind asked me: “Cina x puasa pun x leh bagi kita beli dulu ke?” The owner/mak cik told him off “Beratur je la bkn la mcm kita buka puasa dlm 5 minit pun” 👀🥺 makasih ye makcikIt’s 2024 and people still think like this.. Seriously speechless.
- Incorrect. Roti Canai, despite being heavily influenced by India’s flatbreads, was invented by the Malaysian Indians in Malaysia. ‘Canai’ has no relation to Chennai. It refers to the flattening motion in Bahasa Malaysia. Making this purely a Malaysian dish.Replying to @stats_feedIn fact, Roti canai, a popular flatbread from Malaysia, originated in India and was brought to Malaysia by Indian laborers.
- When you killed and raped her, you think nothing of God. When you’re convicted for your actions, you use God as a shield.Replying to @AzizulFarhan2Walaupun dia buat rayuan selama 11 tahun, Mahkamah Persekutuan kekalkan hukuman gantung. Pada 23 September 2016, Ahmad Najib digantung pada jam 6 pagi. Peguamnya kata dia dah insaf dan berubah jadi alim dalam penjara.
- Unrelated but we often don’t realize how inclusive this calendar is It has all 4 types of calendars: 1. Gregorian 2. Hijri/Islamic 3. Chinese lunisolar 4. Tamil ALL IN ONE SINGLE SHEET. Our kalendar kuda is indeed one of a kind, diverse, and uniquely Malaysian 🇲🇾❤️
Esok raya. Setakat ini Kalender Kuda tidak pernah gagal dalam mencerap kesampaian hari raya. Dua tahun lalu juga Kalender Kuda berjaya mencerap raya terkejut yang gagal dikesan oleh kita. Salut Kalender Kuda! - The restaurant charges RM0.50 for packaging. So I brought my own Tupperware and thermoflask for the soup. They still charged me RM0.50. Reason being: You’re ordering takeaway. How do I lodge a complaint and which gov department should I approach? 这种贪图小利的商家 🖕🏻
- Sial pegawai JPN PJ state Mak nak renew IC. Kan ni urusan krj jadi kita pakai bhs kebangsaan la Tanya je brp lama IC akan siap(bc she has to take leave to claim it) pastu si pegawai kaunter 1 rasis tu annoyed balas: “Tak faham Bahasa Melayu ke?” Geram saya dengar ibu aku dihina
- Context for non-Chinese speakers A 39yo male from Nanjing, China disguised as a female with the alias ‘Hong Jie’ (Kak Merah) and secretly filmed sex videos with as many as 1,691 men, including married men. Currently, he’s arrested and placed under criminal detention.
- My dad used to behave racially towards his Bangladeshi employees too. That is until one day he had an angina attack and one of them saved him by shoving a SNG tablet under his tongue and called the ambulance. He was a pharmacist back in his country. My dad felt sorry ever since.
- May I present the most fucked up Novel frm Form 4 Synopsis: Dad wants mom to bear children when she’s >50yo. Twin boys died during childbirth and mom was in a coma. Dad marries a bini (his student) w/o mom’s consent. Mom wakes up frm coma, wants pizza, saw the bini and died
Replying to @azzaharahmansama macam novel softpo*n. Ramai kata, novel omputeh banyak je scene tu. Melayu Islam baca juga. Isunya, (1) watak dalam novel omputeh tak beriman kepada Allah. Dan (2) novel itu tidak ditulis spesifik untuk pembaca berbahasa Melayu dan Islam. Begitulah. - BREAKING NEWS —- Menara HSBC has just been bombed
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