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Guru Voke 🇰🇪
@guru_voke
Newcastle United Diehard
Joined January 2013
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    Look at 900M stadium in Isiolo.
    Garissa governor Spent over 220M to build a stadium and here is what they came up with lol
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    Nikikumbuka high school i dumped this girl @BettyMKyallo naskia hadi magoti imeshikwa na marasmus
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    This grandma made my day.😂 Mbona mnatuletea condom Isiolo, tunataka dawa...
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    If you grew up knowing this is a snake's saliva, just raise your hand ✋ 😂😂😂 🚮
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    Replying to @denismakuu1
    Hii Kenya utakuta mtu anakuambia kama wewe utumia google maps ni kienyeji, it's as if anataka utumie stars kama Columbus.
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    This shot from Ngaremara (Isiolo) is shocking. Those who wish to use the Marsabit-Isiolo highway should be careful.
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    Ukiona hii picha what comes to mind?
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    Ukiona hii uniform, what comes to mind?
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    Things have taken a drastic turn for Khalif Kairo, with his once-thriving car yard now being rebranded. One key lesson from this: always earn your money the right way—halal wealth may come slower, but it lasts.
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    Which one is the sweetest ? Watoto wa pizza na yoghurt mkae kimya!
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    Replying to @SprinterPress and @spriter99880
    There is no more American influence in the Middle East. Since Iran and Saudi Arabia shook hands, it symbolized the beginning of the end of US influence in the Middle East.
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    10 years sober, 10 years as a revert. I had my last drink on January 1, 2015, and took my Shahada on January 5 of the same year at Al Amin Mosque, Bulla Pesa. Alhamdulillah, I have never looked back. Without Islam, such progress would have been nearly impossible.
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    The fact that Kamwana has introduced 16% VAT on basic necessities and Kenyans will not react or furore, makes me wonna have a diarrhea. Walai sisi ni washenzi hadi lini tutabebwa ufala?
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    "We will not allow you to treat Isiolo like your private property," Sen. Khalwale tells Governor Guyo during the Senate Finance Committee session. Thread 1/3
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