Anatomy of a Baddie
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Anatomy of a Baddie
@guapatologist
tell me a secret ⚢
Somewhere being spoiled
Joined December 2013
- Replying to @barbs_burgersI really started to understand this when I was a teenager hiding my dirty dishes in an empty dresser drawer because I didn’t wanna hear “ you better depress your ass down these stairs and wash these fucking dishes in the sink”
- Replying to @heyitskmattI literally have met twins named Heaven and Nevaeh lol
- Exactly, go clock in tomorrow Jay😂
- Lmao I got in my first fight a few weeks into doing Pilates and was whooping ass in ways I didn’t know I could. Pilates is lowkey assassin training😂
- You might be onto something
- This girl scratched my mosquito bite during sex and I came 🥴😂
- Just say you like men and move on, William. Titties do that sometimes.
- Replying to @SaintDaveed and @tallwomanstanDon’t even get me started on French numbers
- Replying to @cursedhiveI keyed my mom’s car at 8ish so I feel you 😂 cause why were they yelling at us in the first place!?
- Replying to @AnnaMonroeSmithI thought it was just me. These mfs disrupting me on Twitter and while I’m doing my hw.
- “If I was gonna tell anyone it’d be you but you the one that just told me” is my favorite follow up
