Right, fuck this noise. I'm off.
I'm not deleting the account because there're some half-decent jokes on here but this is my last Twitter post.
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just found out you can get special scarves for dogs that calm them in stressful situations but nowhere does it mention that it also makes them look like melancholic eastern European widows and I feel like that should be a bigger selling point
Please enjoy FUCKED UP LITTLE MAN, a Dark Souls fan RPG where you play the weird NPCs who go "heh heh heh heh" at the end of every exchange. PDF and text-only version: patreon.com/posts/70750017
D&D campaign where every PC is a cleric working for a dungeon-delving insurance company. You and your associates are sent into deathtraps with a bag full of Resurrection scrolls to retrieve adventurers who had paid for the deluxe TPK Package
you're damn right I'll combine Latin and Greek base words in my world-building, motherfucker I'll combine them in the same WORD, I speak ENGLISH, this language is an active crime scene
The year is 1943. You are a vampire commando with a single mission: drink all of Hitler's blood.
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The crossover between TTRPG and BDSM communities is unsurprising considering the core mechanic of both is “please hurt me, but not too much, and in a way that I’ve earned in the fiction”
FUCKED UP LITTLE MAN is a Dark Souls fan RPG where you play the weird NPCs who go "heh heh heh heh" at the end of every exchange. Patrons get it a week early here: patreon.com/posts/70750017