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Grant Howitt
@gshowitt
Writes RPGs: Honey Heist, Spire, Heart, etc. One third of Rowan, Rook and Decard. Here for a good time AND a long time. He/him. patreon.com/gshowitt
Sheffield
Joined May 2010
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    Right, fuck this noise. I'm off. I'm not deleting the account because there're some half-decent jokes on here but this is my last Twitter post. Follow me here for more of the same:
    I'm gshowitt everywhere, type it into google and see what falls out
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    in dune, how do they make a torment box if they don't have any computers? makes no sense
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    DO NOT ENLIGHTEN THE BEASTS
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    I don’t think I’ve seen anyone put it better than this
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    just found out you can get special scarves for dogs that calm them in stressful situations but nowhere does it mention that it also makes them look like melancholic eastern European widows and I feel like that should be a bigger selling point
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    Please enjoy FUCKED UP LITTLE MAN, a Dark Souls fan RPG where you play the weird NPCs who go "heh heh heh heh" at the end of every exchange. PDF and text-only version: patreon.com/posts/70750017
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    D&D campaign where every PC is a cleric working for a dungeon-delving insurance company. You and your associates are sent into deathtraps with a bag full of Resurrection scrolls to retrieve adventurers who had paid for the deluxe TPK Package
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    you're damn right I'll combine Latin and Greek base words in my world-building, motherfucker I'll combine them in the same WORD, I speak ENGLISH, this language is an active crime scene
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    The year is 1943. You are a vampire commando with a single mission: drink all of Hitler's blood. EAT THE REICH is a brand-new roleplaying game from the people who brought you Spire, Heart, and Honey Heist. Back it on Kickstarter NOW
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    The crossover between TTRPG and BDSM communities is unsurprising considering the core mechanic of both is “please hurt me, but not too much, and in a way that I’ve earned in the fiction”
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    FUCKED UP LITTLE MAN is a Dark Souls fan RPG where you play the weird NPCs who go "heh heh heh heh" at the end of every exchange. Patrons get it a week early here: patreon.com/posts/70750017
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    Ever since I started thinking about Business as something which society views as sacred or holy, things made a lot more sense
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    Replying to @b3ndove
    Little crab in there
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    I've written quite a lot of GM advice in Heart but I'm especially happy to be championing Talking Like A Normal Person