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Greg Sheffer
@gsheffr
Cowboy at heart
Joined June 2014
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Feb 6, 2018
    guys above six foot will literally go out of their way to tell you how tall they are. u could be like "it's hot out" and they'll be like "yeah even hotter for me I'm 6'4 so I'm closer to the sun" like we get it Greg ur the MVP of ur intramural basketball team
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Jul 17, 2017
    Stop complaining about ur life, theres people out there who are literally allergic to dogs
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Nov 20, 2017
    Dog: *does nothing* Me:
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    Chance The Rapper
    @chancetherapper
    Sep 23, 2017
    I will cross the ocean for you
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Jan 30, 2018
    *me during a test* "alright focus, you got this" my brain:
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Dec 5, 2017
    Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had someone reply to your sarcasm with better sarcasm
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Apr 30, 2018
    semester: over titties: out
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Oct 8, 2017
    i wonder how old i’ll be when i stop throwing up peace signs everytime someone puts me on their snap story
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Mar 14, 2018
    Me: i could use a na- Girl who used her parents money to spend an entire week blacked out in Cancun for spring break: nap? you mean a siesta amigo. the weather is soooo nice here in Mexico. wanderlust™💫 is a way of life, it's so so important to travel while ur still young
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Jun 12, 2018
    You ever workout and eat healthy for a week & realize you’d rather be a lil thick
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Jan 22, 2018
    It’s ok to be white. It’s ok to be black. It’s ok to be asian. It’s ok to be hispanic. It’s ok to be female. It’s ok to be male. It’s ok to be gay. It’s ok to be straight. It’s ok to be YOU. But it's NEVER okay to post an entire concert on your snap story
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Jun 27, 2017
    At the end of the day it's all about who u wanna own a dog with
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Nov 8, 2018
    a group of me & my patriots in the siblings on Boston harbor thanksgiving 🤝 spilling the tea
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Aug 2, 2017
    Who hurt you?
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    cat
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    Jun 28, 2017
    I'll never understand the hype about dogs....... sorry
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    Greg Sheffer
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    Apr 1, 2018
    just minding my business at the family Easter brunch until my mom goes "tell me something i don't know" & my 5 yr old niece replies "Uncle greg wet the bed till he was 8!" like ok I thought we were passed that sis but go off I guess