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jacquelyn
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the.grumpling on IG and grumpyseoul on bluesky!! signing off bang bang kiss kiss
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Joined December 2010
- cousin i only speak to once a year told me “you’re soooo easy to shop for” and then gave me a label maker….. and unfortunately….. she’s so right i love this label maker
- when im wearing a long dress/skirt and i have to pick it up slightly when going up/down stairs- that is the real me
- my dad has a super puff and has convinced all his coworkers to get one too, somewhere in maryland, there is a group of white men in their late 60s wearing aritzia super puffs
- told my bf jane birkin died and he said “birkin? like.. of birkenstocks?”
- “and this is from when mommy refused to admit she was aging and was wearing little girl motifs at 27. it was called coquette.“
- i’m 27 years old i’ve no money and no prospects i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened
- working for a catholic church is so crazy bc why am i photoshopping the priest’s head onto tom cruise for a themed fundraiser called “mission possible: because nothing is impossible with god”
- on our 3rd date we were walking down these gross rusty metal parking garage stairs and i was thinking “this texture makes my teeth feel weird” and then my bf said “i don’t like how these stairs make my teeth feel” and that’s how i knew he was the one







