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ham mike
27.1K posts
I live in a fucking field
North Carolina, USA
Joined November 2014
- do girls shave their balls or is that just a guy thing
- hey man sorry i haven’t texted lately i’m completely addicted to drugs
- i think if my dab pen spent less time and energy blinking it’s gay little light telling me it’s about to die it might have enough charge for me to get another hit
- lady i work with said they found 30,000 half eaten children on joe bidens property in ukraine
- important updatelate to work this morning
- pussy from a girl who is evil
- why does my room look like it’s being inhabited by a mentally ill person
- putting my infant son in the floorboard of my truck and letting him roll around like a water bottle while i’m driving
- it’s infinitely funny to me each time a tesla blows the fuck up for no reason
- borrowing a friends car and texting them a picture of it completely submerged in a lake fifteen minutes later
- led headlights should be illegal. too bright. nobody needs to see that good







