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Greg Thomas
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I’m having fun, leave me alone
- Replying to @nikicagaIt’s like city planners got annoyed having to approve all of the pedestrian walkway rules and finally went “hey, here’s a thought, what if we just don’t DO sidewalks at all anymore???”
- Replying to @elmoElmo check in on Big Bird I think there’s something going on with him
- Replying to @sesamestreet @elmo and @SesameWorkshopSesame Street’s like ELMO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
- Replying to @roshanpateIkind of like the idea of stock options in the US government — absolutely no idea how it would work though
- Replying to @boople__snootgreat, now they’re going to start locking up yams behind those plastic windows
- Replying to @hankgreen“but the knowledge gained from my achieving immortality will trickle down!”
- resurrected as a blot clot in three days
- Replying to @Seamus_MalekElmo there’s hot naked girls constantly liking my tweets but I don’t think they are real
- Replying to @ChappellTracker“Ants vs Ants. It’s a matchup for the ages!”
- Replying to @hashjenni“Sorry, I’m currently out of the office as I head towards your last known location”
- Replying to @clhubesOk, either you, like, missed a line on a peppa pig episode somewhere, or your house is haunted



