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Greg Daake
@gregdaake
Brand strategy, identity design, and comedy.
Chicago, IL
Joined May 2013
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Feb 5, 2024
    Literally 6 different pivot foot changes. No call.
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Apr 26, 2021
    Replying to @DonTheCreator_
    And...
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Nov 12, 2017
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    This. Is. The. President. Of. The. United. States. Great job America. Great job.
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    May 16, 2019
    Replying to @brithume
    How about this Brit... every baby boy receives a vasectomy at birth. By law. When they prove they’re ready for kids it is reversed. Sound good?
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Jun 20, 2018
    Replying to @NY1
    Show me the daycare that locks the kids inside chain link and under space blankets on the concrete and I'll pay off your tax evasion fine, Mikey.
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Feb 5, 2024
    Knocked out of Mast’s hands. Lands on baseline. Illini rewarded ball. Ref 3 feet away. Botched call no one will care about. 48 per game in college bball.
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Nov 11, 2018
    Replying to @MaxBoot and @PostOpinions
    Hair before heroes.
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Jan 4, 2019
    Replying to @maggieNYT
    I’m Ron Burgandy?
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Nov 21, 2021
    Replying to @BenStiller
    Scorcher VII?
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Dec 3, 2023
    Replying to @AdamCarriker94
    It’s 30-year barrel aged Karma for this.
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    Greg Daake
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    Nov 11, 2023
    Replying to @HuskerFootball and @WoodhouseAuto
    Runnnnn The Ballll Kick The Field Goal And Win This. Game.
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    Greg Daake
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    Feb 20, 2023
    Replying to @HuskGuys
    Alberts and Thomas are D-ends, IMO. They rarely played in space. Replace with Farley and Polk.
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Dec 3, 2023
    Sorry FSU, today is what 30-year barrel aged karma tastes like. GBR.
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    Greg Daake
    @gregdaake
    Aug 2, 2018
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    Says the straight as an arrow guy with 5 kids from 3 women, countless public affairs, pays women for sex, bragged about sexual assault, apologizes and supports white supremicists, mocks disabled people (reporter and special Olympics are hard to watch), on and on and on and on...