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VP, Witchcraft and Propaganda @ đ | Magic @ 21e8 | âtweets from the voidâ -redacted
Joined July 2020
âWe need you out of retirement for one last job.â âWho?â âNot who, but where. The Olympics, in France. Youâve always been our best shooter.â
BREAKING: Dozens of interceptions by Israel's iron dome after rocket barrage fired by Hezbollah- There is a giant orb in the sky that you are not allowed to make direct eye contact with and you donât question that?
- Study finds 100% of men would immediately leave their desk job if asked to join an interstellar space militia with no promise of glory or riches
- you gotta be a twisted motherfucker to give a child access to 4chan on no less an iPadThis generation is COOKED jesus christ its so over
00:00 - Do you think the East India Company ever held an all-hands meeting at 8am?
- Telegram ceo getting arrested over enabling encrypted messaging is a good reminder that you should probably never go to France
- Study finds 100% of men would immediately leave their desk job if asked to join a space militia and die fighting aliens on a planet 5,000 light years from earth
- When your finger slips on the orbital laser and you just slice some random province in China down the middle
